Ello All,
Here is the very first Benevolent Dictators mixtape. It is called Mussolini Music and is for a gig we may have at Mt Hotham at the end of the month. If the Beatles and the Rolling Stones vomited at the same time as an angel crying, it wouldn't sound this good. It must also be said that Mandarins are currently the light of my life . What a great fruit, keep up the good work son. Also seen in a favourable light at the moment are all Bulldogs and Diesel, the dog who lives down the street from our abode. Gold stars to both these outstanding elements of society, life would be harder without you both. On the other side of such important matters are the things seen in an unfavourable light in the last few days. AGL Energy who seems to think it is appropriate to charge our household for electricity and gas. Never have i been more disappointed than when i opened the envelope of out gigantic energy bill. I think some thought and care should be given to your fellow man and the bills be retracted immediately. If not, our household is prepared to pay the outstanding amount with oranges or with three chickens. It has also come to my attention recently that anyone named Kylie is an unsavoury character. Anyone named Kylie must change their name or be tarnished with the large stigma that comes with such an unfortunate name. They will also be punished by way of a soft slap on the back of their hand. Obviously Kylie Minogue is exempt from such a policy due to her oustanding contribution to the development of the leotard. I will write in the near future in a more serious fashion. Topics to be covered are: mobile phone use, eating while on the telephone, eating telephones, telephones eating, Baboons, the benefits of sitting and thinking, and bananas.
There will also be a guest blog from our friendly 'bitsa' down the street, Diesel.
Ciao for now,
Cocoa
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