Greetings from the Gillies fraternity,
Long time no speak.. i know, i have been neglecting to post, sometimes life gets in the way of random ramblings and it really shouldn't. A number of key issues will be addressed and analysed within the confines of this piece. Stick with me, allay your preconceptions and float in to a land of candid thought.
It seems our country is in the midst of another election campaign. Three years have already flown by since the last meat market and we have sped through two opposition leaders and a prime minister. We nearly have a worst record than Japan (not quite). Quite seriously though the issues that matter in this battle seem to be; people on boats, not fisherman or the navy but refugees, health, the climate, Speedos, red hair, fashion, Gillard's marital status and in the last 24 hours,a national disability plan. There also seems to be a problem with a cabinet leaking. When my cabinet leaks i call a plumber. Am i right in thinking that our elected representatives are unable to call plumber? Perhaps the cabinet is in the bedroom or the bathroom in which case a witch doctor or a qualified cabinet maker may be needed. Perhaps get rid of the cabinet altogether, renovate and install cupboards, a wardrobe or purchase some Sealy's no leak to stop the leak, perhaps get Scott Cam to look at the cabinet? All of these are simple answers to a simple problem. In 2013 when the budget returns to surplus maybe the government can invest in new cabinets, although as tax payers are we willing to pay for a new renovation for the pollies? Big issues, big questions.
Is has also been suggested in recent days that Kevin Rudd was the cause of the cabinet leaking, but why would Rudd vandalise a cabinet? We all know he has rather a bad temper (calling the Chinese 'rat fornicators') but would he attack an innocent piece of well constructed wood to the point that it would leak? If so, what with? And is there any evidence he vandalised the cabinet? Perhaps he was attempting to install insulation in the cabinet and it all went terribly wrong in which case Garrett could also be involved in making the cabinet leak. These are pertinent questions of the sort Red Kerry should ask next time a government representative is on the 7.30 Report.
In other, non election based news, a nose has been broken,Yacksie returned from up north with a head and leg injury as a result of a tangle with a goon bag, not a Queenslander and it has been discovered that sea horses have similar eyes to humans. Let us all rejoice in this news and hug one another while singing hallelujah. I will write again soon, perhaps in Polish, but since i don't know any Polish it will probably be once again in English. Here are some things Cocoa has learnt in the last week:
- Noses often hurt after they have come in contact with an elbow (usually someone elses elbow)
- Eating Kranskys with sauerkraut is like eating Tinkerbell mixed with gold dust.
- People are often annoying
- Jameson should be drunk cautiously, especially when around people who are annoying.
- Porridge is ten outta ten.
- Nashi fruit, woowowoowowoowow
- Miami Horror mix tape is like, so cool, yeah, cool as. it's like, so cool my fake, thick rimmed glasses nearly fell off (insert appropriate sarcasm and tone of voice).
- cool as cool, banana.
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